why is my life not an episode of skins
7 months ago on October 23, 2012 at 08:35pm
Posts tagged and.
if you follow me i will have sex with you at least once and that is a fact
7 months ago on October 18, 2012 at 06:24pm
the problem is, I want to be having sex and eating food at the same time and it just doesn’t work so what’s the point in living
11 months ago on June 22, 2012 at 12:28am
if someone would like to explain to me why I tend to get emotionally attached to fictional characters to the point where I feel physically ill with feelings, feel free to drop me an ask.
1 year ago on May 02, 2012 at 11:57pm
I would tag it as nickelback, but no one searches that shit.
1 year ago on December 23, 2011 at 12:12am
via spokethewords
ignore the parts where I look like a fatty and admire le black thing.
also, I tried to curl my hair for tonight LOLOLOLOL
but really, slytherin scores.
1 year ago on November 26, 2011 at 07:52pm
life would be perfect if I,
- got paid for sex
- had a sugar bowl full of cocaine on my bedside table
- got free comics from Pulp Fiction from Peter, because I’m so in
- lost another 5 kilos
- stopped spending my money on all these things and actually saved up for new pewter doc martens
- got paid for sex in cash/drugs/comics
- stop leaving my assignments to the last minute..like the one I have due tomorrow
- was having sex right now
- with Draco Malfoy
- while the Weasley twins watch
1 year ago on September 17, 2011 at 12:39pm
2 years ago on May 22, 2011 at 10:00am
2 years ago on May 16, 2011 at 03:52pm
now I know how joan of arc felt as the flames rose to her roman nose and her discman started to melt
2 years ago on April 25, 2011 at 05:44pm
hunger hurts, starving doesn’t work very well.
seriously life, why are you fucking me.
contemplating making another tumblr to vent, without people I actually know to judge me, but fuck that effort, it’s too much for something that doesn’t even matter.
2 years ago on March 25, 2011 at 03:17pm
we are jejune stars
{ wear }
I met John Nolan and actually held a conversation with him, this will most likely be my greatest accomplishment in life.
All I want is for Deadpool to violently seduce me as Bright Eyes plays in the background while Jesse Lacey furiously masturbates in the corner.
{ Get yours }
